A Toast To Diabolism!

Declaration:

I have decided to shed my angel wings and bear the canines of the evil:)

Readers are requested to limit laughter to smiles in fond remembrance of their friend, the blogger and to bar questions like "But you already were one!" in their respective minds.

And now that I have reached to this hellish abode, I hereby wish to indulge my sadist friend on the very same.

So, on the start of this journey, I wish to recollect some angel like helpings of ours which were done on purely unintentional basis.

To begin with, I would mention my affection towards the senior of Class X whom I happened to slap on face in Class 2. It was sheer innocence that had gripped me.

My friend's deed of overturning the sea saw and jumping out of it to bask pleasure of seeing the mate break her teeth were again some sings of a sinless childhood.

We forgive those who in spite of these out shown courtesies underestimated and punished us as though we had committed sins. We hereby shower mercy on the one who rebuked us in front of the class for merely trying to (laughing and jesting to the minimum) help her understand how Malaysia was not the capital of Kualalampur. The fact we never followed her class nor took notes were intentional more to enlighten her of the unwanted"ness" of her classes than anything bad.

I would, at this juncture like to defend my friend who had strong urge to throw back the chalk flung at her by that person on grounds that it had been those rare events when she was highly occupied in copying (previous classes notes)for the same person!(

Together, we were not very anxious to see our teacher cry for help while on verge of falling off the rocking chair but we credit our respective determination to have accepted that circumstance and to have limited ourselves to our seats.

To pour ice cold water in months of January on fellow mate and blackmail him to recieve punishments on our behalves, to drop an unwanted classmate back home by "white-lying" and making her believe we had angel intentions while we went partying all day, to pass on the "not-to-be-told" to "whom-to-be-told" and console person who befalls in tribulation were events where we were guided by sheer philanthropist morals and values.

And so, at this juncture, I declare ourselves free from the grips of the "angel-wings" that barred us from doing anything wrong.

I hereby raise a toast to celebrate times to come for the "diabolic duo"!