Roomie Diaries-II

Being with a student of psychology, I wonder if I have started putting my mind in deriving and unravelling the hidden meanings of statements. Well, I tried to experiment, but on the statements made by her.

‘Newspapers are gossip material. I don’t like to waste time on them.’ (Umm, I guess “Psychopathic Analysis of YOU-ARE-A-NERD” isn’t!)

‘Why do you need a dustbin in the room?’ (Or was it, my bed space is enough. Use that instead!)

‘I hate girls.’ (I dislike wasting time on talking, shopping, dressing?)

‘At 1230 am: It's bed time Surabhi.’ (Okay, my mom said the exact thing to me in Class II!!)

Humph.

More to come. DEFINITELY.

(New) Roommate Diaries

My roommate precisely occupies 45*45 centimeters of space in my room.

I say that because that’s the amount of space a chair occupies. Yes, your sense of reasoning might force you to reconsider the view but leap beyond it, you’re right. She sits on it ALL DAY.

Evidences (her all-day-neatly-laid-out-bed, dining-cum-study-table, friends who enter the room with their eye-sights affixed in the direction of the table etc) confirm the like.

I have given it considerable thought and deducted the following possibilities.

• · She is unfavourably biased towards her bed, or the room for that matter.
• · The chair has a gripping spell on it.
• · Forces like novels, music (ideally driving one to the bed) are repulsive in nature in her case.
• · She is immobile.

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