(New) Roommate Diaries

My roommate precisely occupies 45*45 centimeters of space in my room.

I say that because that’s the amount of space a chair occupies. Yes, your sense of reasoning might force you to reconsider the view but leap beyond it, you’re right. She sits on it ALL DAY.

Evidences (her all-day-neatly-laid-out-bed, dining-cum-study-table, friends who enter the room with their eye-sights affixed in the direction of the table etc) confirm the like.

I have given it considerable thought and deducted the following possibilities.

• · She is unfavourably biased towards her bed, or the room for that matter.
• · The chair has a gripping spell on it.
• · Forces like novels, music (ideally driving one to the bed) are repulsive in nature in her case.
• · She is immobile.

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